Wrecked

Policemen drive up to a motorcycle accident scene. The only witness was an old farmer.

They asked him what he saw.

"That young feller was driving about a hundred miles an hour around that corner. Lost control. He flew straight up in the air, came down, and his handlebars went...straight up his...you know....."

"Rectum?"

"Wrecked 'im??? Damn near killed 'im!"